:Updates Reminder :

I'm writing this list here for my no.1 fan to see ..

Someone who spends hours reading and re reading previous blogposts

Laughing over witty lines

Cringing over badly written one

Praising the brilliance that shines

Cursing the stupidity that overpowers

Admiring the beauty

Overcritical of the Ugly ...

My bipolar fan is ?

Me of course, who else is so perasan n tiada 'kemaluan'. Sigh my love affair with twitter shall never end, but in between expressing my thoughts in 140 characters or less, i check my own blog reading my previous posts, expecting it to be magically updated ...

The stupid stuff i have pending is really getting to my nerves . That is why i've decided to write this one for me. So when i come back from my holiday i will/shall/have to get this all done .

To freaking Do :

1. Solve Rubik cube

2. Finish Jigsaw puzzle


Omg this is gonna take forever ... why whyyyy did i choose 1000 pieces

3. Finish 2 newsletter articles argh deadline is coming soon deadline is coming soon *eats paper*

4. Update CV because i'm kiasu and plan do do another internship end of this year. Which also means i have to start saving money to fund my job :(

5. Finish reading books on table !

6. Finish 1 WB for Hiragana n 1 WB Katakana (Hitler pls dont go back to Japan :( )

7. Organize my pictures from my old pc n laptop.

8. Delete this stupid post and finish up the half written ones

9. This blog is in dire need for an overhaul ... work in progress .....

How lifeless ... i love me

but If i finish this then my holidays will be prefect ! plssssssssss

rememberrememberrememberrememberrememberremember

Weheyyy but all this is to be put on hold till i get back from my Singapore trip with my lovely friends.

Urgh

All this studying is seriously cramping my style....

1 more paper to go ....

tick tick tick tick .... BOOM

Reminder :

Moments of self pity. A guilty pleasure I'm sure we all indulge in.

Lord knows I've had my fair share. But what gives me a sharp slap in the face and never fails to make me pull up my bootstraps is this poem :

You're the Result of Yourself

Pablo Neruda

Don't blame anyone, never complain of anyone or anything Because basically you have made of your life what you wanted. Accept the difficulties of edifying yourself And the worth of starting to correct your character. The triumph of the true man arises from the ashes of his mistakes. Never complain of your loneliness or your luck. Face it with courage and accept it. Somehow, they are the result of your acts and It shows that you'll always win. Don't feel frustrated of your own failures, neither unload them to someone else. Accept yourself now or you'll go on justifying yourself like a child. Remember that any time is good to start And that no time is so good to give up. Don't forget that the cause of your present is your past, As the cause of your future will be your present. Learn from the brave, from the strong, From who doesn't accept situations From who will live in spite of everything. Think less of your problems and more of your work. Learn to arise from your pain, And to be greater than the greatest of your obstacles. Look at the mirror of yourself and you'll be free and strong And you'll stop being a puppet of circumstances. For you yourself are your destiny. Wake up and stare at the sun in the mornings and breathe the sun of dawn. You're part of the strength of your life now, Rise up, fight, walk, be sure and you'll win in life. Don't ever think of 'fate' For fate is the excuse of failures.

Just thought of sharing this. Will be on hiatus for a bit.

Bye !

Hugs,
MaL

Deeper Conversations

Wrapping up this week in conversations :


"Its ok Mal look on the brighter side, who knows he might have moved up in life and from a Barista in Starbucks he has now become an insurance agent ?

But i don't want him to sell me policies i just want him to pour me my coffeeeeeee "



"So then i was thinking right, oh look this nice young boy and his mum is riding the KTM together, such a cute family moment. He looked like what 18 or something , fresh faced, cropped hair and preppy white polo tee n jeans standing with this 40 something older woman in like this like killer corporate suit. So i thought wow his mum looks really cool

So ?

and then they started making out in front of me

WTF

Exactly my friend . exactly and the moral of the story is never assume ... never ever assume"



"Why don't you spend enough time with me and why do you always go out ?

What are you talking about i was home for 3 whole days with u

Yes but you were in your room the whole time doing your assignment

What did you expect me to do pull a rabbit out of my hat for you . i had work to do

You don't love me. that's why.

Oooooo don't start your Indian family drama emotional blackmail with me woman.."



"So this year I'm gonna stop procrastinating , blog more, read more and most importantly stop procrastinating

You do know that you excuse of waiting for the Tamil New Year to make your resolutions, is a way of procrastinating on your resolution to stop procrastinating

That is it. I cannot be saved."



"Yes you can !

No i cant !

Yes you can !

No i cant

Yes you can

NO i cant

FINE you cant

SEE SEE I TOLD YOU ! I CANT DO IT , even you agree I CANT DO IT

This is why i hate talking to you when your menstruating"



"By failing this assignment the odds of me failing this subject is 99 to 1 you know. Right now cant even get past the first sentence . What if i fail ?

Fail. fail la.

You know a little bit of encouragement right now would be much appreciated

Fine what do u want me to say ?

You wont fail ?

Ok you wont fail.

I feel the Love mother, i really do."



"So you take the cigarette, use your thumb and forefinger and hold it a little bit away from the edge. Light up the tip. Don't inhale the first puff, just blow it out. Next you suck it in and then slowly release the smoke out.

I didn't know smoking took so much effort i always thought you just put it in your mouth and it'll all work naturally from there

They should make a movie out of this.

and call it Smoking 101. Omg i cant wait to twitter this"



"Aaraki sense Konnichiwa, genki desu ka ?

Hait, malati san, genki desu. anata no *continues her conversation in rapid fire Japanese*

Erm, ahhhh ...watashi, ju ni-gatsu to JLPT4 no shiken ... erm .. um ... ah ....

Ooooo JLPT4 no Shiken !!!! anatawa taihen renshu to fukushu *continues on her conversation in rapid fire japanese*

Onegai sense !!! Motto Yukkuri Ittekudasai !"

*and so proceeds the most mind numbingly slow Japanese conversation in the history of the universe*



"So do you still think you have the best ass in Kuantan ?

*full of pride* without a doubt the title still belongs to me.

Good to see somethings never change"



"WHAT do you MEAN by you just want to be HAPPY . You are Indian you cannot just be happy, you have to work yourself to death , get money, money and more money, buy a house, get married, have few children and maybe only maybe you allowed to be slightly happy.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"



"Careful, then a Pocong will come out and steal our food

OMG I'M A POCONG

*silence*

No seriously i am

Oookayyyy

No i took a Facebook 'What hantu are you quiz' and turns out I'm a Pocong

You took a facebook 'What hantu are you' quiz ?

Yeah all my other friends good way cooler ghost like Hantu Tetek and Toyol n stuff, and i got lame ol' Pocong

Being a Hantu Tetek is cool ?"



"I know at the end of the day you gonna marry one of those Balak tycoon's rich brats sons you met in Sarawak

Yeah it would make things much easier"



"What are you complaining for. Dude remember, there is cute butt, and there is the i-can-feed-a-third-world-outta-this-ass butt. Dam that Megan fox and her quotable quotes

HAHAHAHAHHA"



"You know i want a guy whose like weird u know, not like the i-am-a-serial-killer weird but like weird-ly, random-ly, strange-ly, eccentric-ly weird . u know . like how I'm weird

Yup you most definitely weird

AHAHAHA bitch"



"I hate it when people take me seriously, half the time i don't mean what i say and don't think when i write

Isn't Communications one of your majors in school ?

Yeah.

Well good luck with that then."



"Since your at my blog why don't you comment something like i love you or I'm your number 1 fan.

No, don't be lame

I know your password why don't i do you a favor and comment that on your behalf

Your psycho, don't ok

Fine i know your Facebook password I'll write that on my wall instead

Don't be crazy

I am emotionally needyyyyyy

you are mentally retardedddddd

Remember we ARE relate so by default, so are you."



"Why so glum chum ?

I've lost focus these past few months and i think i screwed up big time on so many different levels. Worst thing is, i know there's no such thing as second chances.

Well your right . There is No such thing as second chances, because your making way for new chances to come up to you.

That's true. Thank You

Anytime. Now all aboard the Positive Express."


Well that's a wrap !!!

Distantly Close

Although we don't get to spend everyday together , I'm glad that on the days we do, makes every minit spent together feel all that more special


No matter how old we become , we must always remember our spastic CPU roots

Because when the white hair begins to show and the wrinkles begin to grow , the laughter will always stop us from becoming old,


Crazy adventures and funny stories is shared best with good food and even better company ,


Despite the wonders of technology, Sharing jokes, telling stories, exchanging hugs, linking arms while walking and cam whoring till the battery runs low are just some of the things best done the old fashion way.


In those few hours, made me remember what great times we shared together,


Cheep food at the pasar, ice kacang after classes, bitching sessions would last for hours n hours

Talks about dreams, hopes and the distant future, saying it out aloud makes it all the more real er

Be it a dentist who'll end up a designer , or a steward who will end up a lecturer

What matters is that from 18 to now, we've all started our big adventure into the cloudy future

where we'll end up nobody knows ... but i hope that despite it all this we'll always remain friends.

However : Diva 1, make sure i don't see u in any MAS sex tape DVD and Diva 2, make sure u don't spray paint your patients teeth pink, telling them its cause pink is the new white .

Love u guys to bits !

XOXOXOXOX

Senseless Sensibility

Its overrrrr, and this is how my table looks like right now ....


after scouring through piles and piles academic mambojumbo for international studies and authorship these past few weeks i did myself a favor and bought myself this :

Shin Chan is the wises of the lot.

It will keep me entertained on my train ride tomorrow to see 2 of my most favorite boyssss

Cant Wait =)

Oh my Southpark just finished loading . gonna watch it now. this week is gonna be just mindless fun .

and the closes i'm gonna come to academia is eating macadamia

although i do still have 4 pending articles to write

=(

I'll cross that bridge when i get there .....

Time to find joy in watching mindless entertainment .

and before i go i shall leave you with whats been playing on my mind :

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon,
The little dog laughed to see such sport,
And the dish ran away with the spoon.

Simple minds have simple thoughts .

You all have a nice weekend !

Legally Blond

Dinner conversation :

Dad : So you know i was trying to look up for the Latest Woolf reforms online but i couldn't access many of the sites i already had .

Me : Yeah you should try Googleing for other sites . God Lord Woolf i remember how much i used to hate him back in A-lvls ...

Mum : Who is this guy ?

Dad : *Goes on to give a longggg and detailed description on the life, accomplishments and contributions of Lord Woolf towards the English Legal System ?*

Mum : Whats his name again, Lord Wolverine ?

You should have seen my dad's expression. priceless.

I nearly chocked on my rice.

Trust my mum to change this guy :


To this Guy :

Made my day this one.

On an unrelated note i now have 18 hours left before i hand in my assignment . Going to churn out words non-stop like a font machine *i hope*. To quote Sarah Rostam

"Go Mal. The power of backspace is in your hands"

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